Also all of my latest footage has sound quality issues and in order to maintain some form of quality, I’ve got to get new footage. I found the source of the problem so it shouldn’t be a problem anymore. I hope.

Anyway, next episode of Minecraft Adventures will be delayed a lot. But we only have like one viewer so its no issue.

Recording can really only happen on weekends now and even then, its pretty rare cause we’re all tired from work and shit. We’ll see what we can do, but I make no promises or assurances that there will be a set date for when these videos come out.

Apologies to our one viewer. Maybe two… ?

The bonus scene is the kind of shit everyone else has to deal with while we record. I’m a terrible person.

In this episode: Shit burns.

I’ve just moved, but I’ll be moving again shortly so I figured I’ll release a bunch of stuff as a “I’m back” sort of bullshit. So stuff will be around July15th, some time after that. Probably the 20th. I dunno. I’ve been playing a bunch of Rift lately to kill time, no recording of it cause it’s not funny.

We’ve got the Minecraft Adventures episode 4 finished recording and editing, we’re working on 5 shortly. We’ll be touching up on some older NES games too, and SNES. Specifically Bomberman on the SNES. Cause that game fucking rules.

Anyway, it’s taken me half an hour to type out this small amount of text, so I’mma go back to fighting a bear or something.

Another Things I Find on Youtube will be coming sometime in July. I was going to have one just before I moved but I fucked around too much with slow packing. I’m lazy, fuck you.

Herp.

EDIT:
Okay so the date has changed to after the 22nd. Let’s just play it safe and say we’ll be back in August. I’ll be updating my twitter once and a while. Still working on more stuff!

Next episode should be somewhere in between this one and episode 2. So maybe 7-9 minutes. Something a little more reasonable.

Anyway, enjoy!

Don’t worry, we’ll be playing the other games. We’re down a member because his wife put him under house arrest. Lawls. So we’ll probably have to scout someone else to join in on the festivities. Or something.

Anyway, more Minecraft on the way. Along with other videos and eventually some actual editorials like reviews and shit. Whenever I can convince the useless guys to actually do something instead of sit on their ass and play games. As far as I’m concerned, I’m DOING ALL THE FUCKING WORK. YOU LAZY SHITS.

I feel better, how about you?

Also I managed to install my image editing software, so you may see some changes with graphics on the website in the future. Don’t panic, I’m just fixing shit so its tailored towards my wants/needs instead of the skins wants/needs. Additionally, once I figure out how to stream video on here, I’ll eventually put some Hazeshift.com exclusive videos. Cause I’m a jerk and traffic is awesome.

Subscribe to the Youtube channel AND sign up on the website. Message board will happen when its required.

Derp.

Here are your five for the day!

Gabe & Newell’s Great Sunset Adventure
FYAT
Rockman Neo
It is on Newgrounds, but this shit is Things I Find on Youtube, not Newgrounds!
Guile’s Theme Goes With Everything (Anchor Man)
SNL Meeting
Its an oldie but a goodie.

Swore lots. Did some impressions. Ate some beans. The works.

I edited this one better and it took me less time because I turned off the music. Probably missed some really funny parts, but oh well. I should have cut this more and just left in the really funny parts. Whatever.

Its shorter than the last!!

As it says, this is EPISODE 1, so there will be more. I dunno when, I had to edit two and a half hours of footage into 13 minutes. I’m very tired and my bum hurts from sitting so long.

Next time, I wont marathon it.

So maybe in the next few weeks we’ll arrange something fun. Otherwise, I’ll keep posting other stuff on here. I’m trying to convince the other idiots guys to post some stuff so it isn’t just me doing everything. I get bored very quickly from that.

Anyway, more videos on the way, we’ve just gotta find some time. Maybe this weekend or something. I’ll start recording Vent too so maybe I can catch some funny stuff from there, amidst all the terrible voice quality and such. Who knows.

Maybe I should get some more people involved in this…

In the mean time, enjoy the Things I Find on Youtube episodes and this distorted image because I care less for image sizing. Cause I’m a jerk.